Not been on the website, Texts From Last Night yet? OMG you have to get on it ASAP! I am obsessed, especially because a lot of the texts are from area codes that I know. Good ol' Jersey and Fairfax, gotta love it! hahhaha! Here are just a few that tickled my fancy today!!
(615): Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
(1-615): I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
(615): Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
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(410): Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
(301): Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
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(973): RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
(908) dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
^ hahahaha. Oh Jersey!
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