Tuesday, November 17, 2009

FREE WIFI in Times Square!



SWEETTTT!!! FREE WIFI in Times Square?!?!?!!? As any avid lover of NYC would know, this past September, NY officials closed traffic on seven blocks right in the heart of Times and Herald Square. The temporary project, inspired by Copenhagen’s car-free Strøget zone, was originially supposed to help with congestion southbound on 7th Avenue, and has now become permanent! Now, rather than a sea of yellow cabs, Broadway has turned into a cultural mesh of locals and tourists relaxing and chillin' in the heart of their beloved city.

Yes, I was one of those nomads who would just chill in Times Sqaure on the highrise for HOURS. I love people watching, and this was the BEST place to do it!

Earlier this week, Yahoo announced that they have teamed up with the Times Square Alliance and is offering free WiFi to all the Crackberry and MACees. Internet browsing can accessed through mobile phone or laptop, just connect to "TIMES SQUARE FREE WIFI" to surf away dudes!

This is so exciting!! Just wait, this spring, if I go MIA, you will probably find me surfing the web on my laptop in Times Square on some site I'm addicted to like, Frugal Fashionistas.

For all you motherlovers who haven't been to NYC before (yes, I'm talking about my Virginians, make a trip up here already!)

Sunday, November 15, 2009

What's your stripper name?

Do you have an inner ALISYN??

I love the capture feature on my phone!! Have a good Sunday everyone. Thank GOD for his blessings.

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Blogfest

Ahh! Its been so long since my last entry, and let me just say that I really missed writing on here. I feel as if my blog really kept my brain churning and ideas flowing, I was constantly reading up on the news to see what my next entry would be about, and lately I just have been so busy. Thank god for Blackberrys because my phone has turned into my main blogging device. Keep checking my site for new entries because I'm sure there will be plenty to come. Ry, I know you're glad I started writing again :)

....Duh?

Although I LOVE the Kardashians, so much I dream to be a part of their family, this tweet from Kim just made me question my beliefs. Your comment may have made me dumber, but it did make me giggle. Thanks Kimmy???

Friday, November 13, 2009

Lolol. Love her!
Immmm bbbbaaacckkk!!!

Monday, September 21, 2009

Why I LOVE the New York Times

A great article written by David Segal at the NYT relating Political Talk Radio and Hip-Hop. Weird, but definitely interesting to say the least! Check it out below!


"Call It Ludacris: The Kinship Between Talk Radio and Rap"




September 20, 2009
Call It Ludacris: The Kinship Between Talk Radio and Rap
By DAVID SEGAL

If you’re driving alone through the plains of Nebraska and need a little company, you can’t do better than the nationally syndicated maestros of political talk radio. Hour after hour, rant after rant, it is a feast of words and feverish emotion, interrupted only by regular commercials and the occasional call from the awe-struck fan.

I’d heard these voices before, but only in sound bites. When you don’t own a car and don’t tune in at home, you probably don’t run into Michael Savage, Rush Limbaugh or Mark Levin. On the highways of the Cornhusker State, they ran into me, every time I hit the scan button. After a while, it felt like a series of visits from very colorful and highly agitated relatives. Or it would if I had a lot of relatives certain that America is slouching toward a socialist abyss.

The apparent influence of these conservative talk professionals has caused more hand-wringing than usual in recent weeks, in the wake of our summer of angry town hall meetings and the “You lie!” outburst of Representative Joe Wilson of South Carolina. And when you hear Barack Obama likened to Pol Pot — as Mr. Savage did in a recent show— you can understand the concern. But to my uninitiated ears, there was something reassuringly familiar about political talk radio, and not because I know a lot about firebrands.

It’s because I listen to a lot of rap. Gangsta rap, in particular.

I’ll admit that the parallels between Jay-Z and Rush Limbaugh do not seem obvious, and to grasp them you need to look beyond the violence and misogyny that have made rap a favorite target of the right wing. (Come to think of it, perhaps each of these realms will be chagrined to be likened to the other.) But as soon as you dig beneath the surface, the similarities between talk radio and gangsta rap are nothing short of uncanny. And these similarities are revealing, too.

But before we get to the revelations, let’s examine the kinship. For great careers in both businesses you’ll need:

EGO Extolling your greatness is nearly as crucial to rap as it is to talk radio. One consistent theme of Jay-Z’s lyrics is the genius of Jay-Z’s lyrics. He claims a charisma that is almost mystical and skills on the mic that make him the “Mike Jordan of recording,” “the Bruce Wayne of the game,” a “god.”

Rush Limbaugh peppers his show with self-adulating incantations that would seem right at home on a Snoop Dogg track, calling himself “Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe,” “doctor of democracy,” and “a weapon of mass instruction.” Both he and Jay-Z have referred to themselves as “a living legend.”

HATERS You’re nobody in hip-hop until you claim to have hordes of detractors. The paradox, of course, is that the artists who regularly denounce their haters have a huge and adoring audience. How does Lil Wayne complain in song about the legions who seek his ruin even as he dominates the charts? Ask Michael Savage, who is forever describing himself as an underdog, marginalized by the media — on the more than 300 stations that carry his show.

FEUDS 50 Cent vs. Ja Rule. Lil’ Kim vs. Foxy Brown. Jay-Z vs. Nas. Every couple of years, one rapper will pick a fight with another and battle it out with the winner typically determined by sales. This will sound familiar to anyone who has followed, say, Bill O’Reilly’s broadsides at Mr. Limbaugh (“Walk away from these right-wing liars!” Mr. O’Reilly said of an unnamed rival, described as someone who smokes a cigar and owns a private jet) or Mark Levin’s attack on Mr. O’Reilly. (“He has a fledgling radio show, that has no ratings,” Mr. Levin said in 2008, “and he’ll be off radio soon because he’s a failure.” Levin’s predication came true in January of this year.) Liberal ranters can partake, too, as MSNBC host and fulminator par excellence Keith Olbermann has proven with his long running O’Reilly spat.

VERBAL SKILLS Without them, you can’t rap and you’ll never make it as a talk radio opinion-machine. Free-style rap requires precisely the facility with words that it takes to free-associate for two or three hours a day. Forget, for a moment, what the Fox TV and radio gabber Glenn Beck is saying and marvel for a moment at how long he can say it — and how sharp and funny he can be. In a recent and genuinely hilarious bit, he lampooned the sleepiness of NPR talk shows by affecting a plummy British accent and repeatedly urging a caller — a member of his coterie in actual fact — to “please use your indoor voice,” though the caller was talking at a perfectly reasonable volume.

Mr. Savage’s riffs are a quirky, zig-zagging flow of ideas that at their best are a kind of talk show scat, jumping from a mini-lecture about the Khmer Rouge, to a rave about barbecue chicken, to a warning that he feels a bit manic, which means he’ll be depressed for tomorrow’s show.

If Mr. Limbaugh is conservative talk radio’s answer to Jay-Z, Mr. Savage is its Eminem — a man whose own neuroses are one of his favorite topics.

Even beyond simple matters of style, rap and conservative talk radio share some DNA. Once you subtract gangsta rap’s enthusiasm for lawlessness — a major subtraction, to be sure — rap is among the most conservative genres of pop music. It exalts capitalism and entrepreneurship with a brio that is typically considered Republican. (Admiring references to Bill Gates are common in hip-hop.)

Rappers tend to be fans of the Second Amendment, though they rarely frame their affection for guns in constitutional terms. And rap has an opinion about human nature that is deeply conservative — namely, that criminals cannot be reformed. The difference is that gangsta rappers often identify themselves as the criminals, and are proud of their unreformability.

Finally, rappers and conservative talkers both speak for a demographic that believes its interests and problems have been slighted and both offer stories that have allegedly been ignored.

Obviously, there are limits to all these parallels, but there is one more worth noting: rap has inspired its share of fear and now, liberals and moderates are asking the same question about conservative talk radio that conservatives have long asked about rap: How dangerous is it?

There’s a curious role reversal here, with fans of Mr. Limbaugh, et al., now under the very suspicion that had long been cast on fans of gangsta rap. The suspicion boils down to another question: Can people listen to highly provocative words (and in rap’s case, irresistible beats) and still be civil?

This seemed like a good question to pose to a man uniquely situated to opine about the shaded part of the Venn diagram of rap and conservative talk radio. I’m talking about DJ Clayvis, né Clay Clark, an Oklahoma-based, right-leaning talk show host and rapper. He has written anti-Obama raps, including “Audacity of Nope” and, though he believes his favorite talkers are sincere conservatives, he has long understood that his two different callings have a lot in common.

“The differences between Ludacris and Rush Limbaugh are not that great,” he said. “Both have a huge egos, both bring a lot of bravado, both are sort of playing characters when they perform. And at the end of the day, they’re both entertainers.”

Sunday, September 20, 2009

The GreenShows -- Eco-Friendly Designers @ NY Fashion Week

Last week marked a week that I would never forget. Thanks to State Public Relations I have had the opportunity to learn life long lessons as well as skills that I will be able to use to further my career. At the peak of NY Fashion Week, I was given the pleasure of working with Ryan Urcia and The GreenShows.

The GreenShows--A first for New York Fashion Week, The GreenShows Eco-Fashion Week is the only premiere fashion event exclusively committed to eco-friendly, ethically sound, fair-trade fashion in New York City. This two-day event will feature a selection of eco-conscious fashion designers who have been given the opportunity, support and resources to show their Spring/Summer 2010 collection under one roof.

The GreenShows was held at The King of Greene St in Soho, and my GOSH was it rewarding. Within the two day event, I was able to meet some of the nicest, down-to-earth, dedicated designers, photographers, models, djs , producers, volunteers (Tara Segree, youre my main biiitch!) and publicists (State PR of COURSE!). I worked closely with Brooklyn designer, Tara St. James on her 4 Square Project for her line STUDY, and DUDE, she was AMAZING (Tara-- Thank you for being so great and patient!) and a well-known UK designer Isobel Davies and her line Izzy Lane.

The shows consisted of other designers such as Bodkin, House of Organics, Bahar Shahpar, Mr. Larkin (ABSOLUTELY LOVED!) and Lara Miller. Celebrity guests included Russell Simmons, Summer Rayne Oaks, Kate Dillon, Fonzworth Bentley, and last but not least...the call girl turned model, Ashley Dupre!

The volunteers were were given organic shirts that were painted with organic paint as well as eco-friendly recycled sneakers called Simple Shoes that are made out of recycled plastic, old car tires and organic cotton (Cool huh!?). The clothes were obviously genius, and I am literally itching until Spring comes around so I can finally purchase all of the collections. I literally want it ALL!

A special thank you to Lara Miller for her shout out to State PR and I on her blog, it makes me feel good that even as an intern, my hard work is recognized!

Here are all the collections featured on TreeHugger, take a peak and see how the fashion industry has GONE GREEN!

STUDY by Tara St. James
Bahar Shahpar
Bodkin
Lara Miller
House of Organics
Mr. Larkin
Izzy Lane by Isobel Davies

Great fashion, for a great cause. I LOVE IT! Spring get here soon pleaseeeee!

Friday, September 18, 2009

And maybe a happy ending doesn't include a guy, maybe... it's you, on your own, picking up the pieces and starting over, freeing yourself up for something better in the future. Maybe the happy ending is... just... moving on. Or maybe the happy ending is this, knowing after all the unreturned phone calls, broken-hearts, through the blunders and misread signals, through all the pain and embarrassment you never gave up hope.

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

It's NY Fashion Week!!!!!!! :)

Working 8 shows during this Fashion Week and I CANNOT WAIT!

Pictures to follow!! :)

Friday, September 4, 2009

Ne-Yo: Don't Worry About It

I know I already posted the music video to this beat-killin, body-rockin song, but I just had to post the lyrics because it sums up my current life to a tee.

Nothing relieves stress better than a little booty shakin.


come and dance with me
oooohhh yeah.
im feeling good
as the world comes crashing down down down
my smile is tattooed
it means im permanently happy now now now
so many reasons to shed so many tears
that i could drown / mmmm
but i stay high and dry
floating above the water on this cloud
and i wont come down oh.

theres always something wrong its just the way it
goes oh oh oh.
and all that stress will still be there
tomorrow oh oh so

im gunna dance like aint nothing wrong tonight
im gunna dance like aint nothing wrong
im gunna dance like aint nothing wrong tonight
im gunna dance like aint nothing wrong

im feeling good
as the world comes crashing down down down
see i no and that one day my heart will stop
but so long as its pumping now
im gunna find some other reals that do
im gunna look em in the eye and say yeah me to
i no that times its hard
i no that life is tough
how about we dance now
and worry when the sun comes up

theres always something wrong its just the way it
goes oh oh oh.
and all that stress will still be there
tomorrow oh oh so

im gunna dance like aint nothing wrong tonight
im gunna dance like aint nothing wrong
im gunna dance like aint nothing wrong tonight
im gunna dance like aint nothing wrong

dance like aint nothing wrong tonight
im gunna dance like aint nothing wrong
im gunna dance like aint nothing wrong tonight
im gunna dance like aint nothing wrong

hey hey
same life
but you've been waiting all your break Forever
you might aswell have some fun while you wait
come and dance with me / oohh yeaah
come and dance with me / ooh
ooohh

theres always something wrong its just the way it
goes oh oh oh.
and all that stress will still be there
tomorrow oh oh so
im gunna dance like aint nothing wrong tonight
im gunna dance like aint nothing wrong
im gunna dance like aint nothing wrong tonight
im gunna dance like aint nothing wrong

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Lost in Translation

Great news! I have an interview tomorrow with a great company called TransPerfect! The company is quite young, but very successful. The business does very interesting work with the best companies throughout all business industries, from non-profit to major luxury brands. I believe that I can do really well for the position I am being interviewed for, therefore, I am getting on my game and STUDYING!

Just like in college! Man, I miss college. Anyways, so I remember a few cases that I studied while back at good ol' Jorge de Mason, and started researching marketing campaigns that flopped due to translation errors.

This one was my favorite!

Latte Anyone? 2004-03-16

Latte means milk in Italy. In English, Latte is a coffee-drink. Many folks like to head to Starbucks or other coffee shops to take early morning latte breaks...

In Germany, Latte is a well known word for an erection. So, "morning latte" is when you wake up in the morning with an erection! The word "break" means "destroy", so taking that "morning latte break" is destroying that erection. I'll leave the details to your imagination, as well as all the puns on how you take your steaming hot drink.

This item is thanks to Jochen Gumpert, a standup guy! Apparently, Germans are amused at American morning television shows called "Morning Latte" and book's like the popular Amanda Hesser's book "Cooking for Mr. Latte"!


Hilarious indeed. No matter what it means, I'll always dig a LATTE!

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

STRAT LOVIN'

To all my Strat ladies out there, whether you're in America or in Europe, I will always love you. Ya'll are the women that got me through college, through good times and bad we always came out on TOP! I miss you all and I can't wait until we're all reunited! In honor of my ladies, here is the latest from Cascada, and of course the song that made us all famous at Mason!





Monday, August 31, 2009

You Have GOT To Be Kidding Me


Stacy Haiduk, some words of advice if I may, FIRE YOUR STYLIST, IMMEDIATELY!

because anyone who tells you that a cat purse is ok to wear is clearly INSANE!

Monday, August 24, 2009

Heidi Montag....REALLYYY??

Dear Heidi Montag,

As much as I really adore you.. wait.. no I was totally on Team LC during the debacle on The Hills, so let me reiterate, as much as I am an avid fan of The Hills, I certainly am NOT of your music or that horrendous act that you called entertainment that took place on the stage at Miss Universe 2009. Please stick to reality TV and the dramatic life that you live with Spencer Pratt since that seems to be the only thing that got you famous anyway. Thanks bunches!

Xoxo,
Val

P.S. That outfit was already worn by Britney Spears about eh... 7 Years ago at the VMA's.


According to critique from the Associated Press, TMZ.com reported, "using unnamed sources, that Montag might not sing because production staffers were worried about her performance and had concerns that she could not remember the lyrics."

Watch the video, but I must warn you that you will probably end up feeling embarrassed for her!

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Self Realization

1. I've come to realize that my chest-size...
is constantly changing....weird?

2. I've come to realize that my job(s)...
are setting me up for major success in the near future.

3. I've come to realize that when I'm driving...
i'll daydream about what my life could have been

4. I've come to realize that I need....
to be selfish sometimes

5. I've come to realize that I have lost...
the will power to have relationships with some people.

6. I've come to realize that I hate it when...
people are fucking ignorant

7. I've come to realize that if I'm drunk...
i tend to be a complete shitshow and think I am a star

8. I've come to realize that money...
can ruin your damn life

9. I've come to realize that certain people....
need to be let go from your life, no matter how much you love them.

10. I've come to realize that I'll always ...
think of other people before I think of myself

11. I've come to realize that my siblings...
are the best fathers I've ever had

12. I've come to realize that my mom...
is the strongest survivor alive. point blank.

13. I've come to realize that my cell phone...
runs my life

14. I've come to realize that when I woke up this morning....
"damn. still jobless. time to look on Craigslist"

15. I've come to realize that last night before I went to sleep...
I prayed

16. I've come to realize that right now I am thinking...
"working out... then working in a few hours.. booo"

17. I've come to realize that my dad...
....no comment

18. I've come to realize that when I get on Facebook...
the realization of my addition sets in considering I just checked it 10 mins ago.

19. I've come to realize that today...
this sending out resume bullshit is FRUSTRATING!

20. I've come to realize that tonight....
will go where ever the wind takes me.

21. I've come to realize that tomorrow...
I will start my diet....FOR REAL

22. I've come to realize that I really want to..
find love.

23. I've come to realize that the person who is most likely to repost this is...
Maureen because she is a fellow blogger! =)

24. I've come to realize that life...
is too short and to try and be happy, weeding out the negative and feeding off the positive

25. I've come to realize that this weekend...
I'll be making that chedda

26. I've realized the best music to listen to when I am upset...
is my hubby, Jason Mraz

27. I've come to realize that my friends...
are the kind of friends that everyone wants in their life. be jealous because my friends are AWESOME.

28. I've come to realize that this year...
is the end of an amazing chapter in my life and the beginning of a new and unpredictable one.

29. I've come to realize that my ex...
(not exactly my ex) made me genuinely happy and brought out the best in me.

30. I've come to realize that maybe I should...
take some chances in life do something totally spontaneous

31. I've come to realize that I love....
laughing, being with my family and friends, feeling successful and accomplished, dancing, the beach, panties, Washington DC and backing it up like it aint no thang!

32. I've come to realize that I don't understand...
how people can be so cruel.

33. I've come to realize my past...
has made me become the person I am today

34. I've come to realize that parties..
should happen ALL day ERR day

35. I've come to realize that I'm totally terrified...
of being terrified and being alone

36. I've come to realize that my life..
is what I make it.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

I See You Baby...

Question of the day ladies and gentleman. This is more toward those men out there, but ladies, I'd like to hear what you think as well. Reasons behind my question will follow after I get some feedback.

If you see a hot girl/guy sitting at the bar by him/herself, would you initiate conversation?

Comments please.. Ahhhh, thank you.

Monday, August 17, 2009

Pablo Neruda- Sonnet 17




Sonnet 17

I do not love you as if you were salt-rose, or topaz,
or the arrow of carnations the fire shoots off.
I love you as certain dark things are to be loved,
in secret, between the shadow and the soul.

I love you as the plant that never blooms
but carries in itself the light of hidden flowers;
thanks to your love a certain solid fragrance,
risen from the earth, lives darkly in my body.

I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where.
I love you straightforwardly, without complexities or pride;
so I love you because I know no other way
in which there is no I or you
so intimate that your hand upon my chest is my hand
so intimate that when you fall asleep it is my eyes that close.

All The Single Ladies



To all my fellow single ladies, I need YOUR help!

If you could have one question answered about what goes on the brain of the "can't live with you but can't live without you" male species, what would it be???

Leave your comments or drop a line in my Chatbox! :)

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Virginia vs. Jersey

Le Love

Le Love. Thank you for feeding into my hopeless romanticism.



AMMMMEEENNN.

Monday, August 10, 2009

Fairfax Vs. Arlington

Let the battles begin! Hands down, Fairfax walks away with the win. You be the judge. Gotta love the DMV!!!



Teen Choice Awards 2009

The 2009 Teen Choice Awards was aired tonight on Fox, fun show, always a delight to watch. With this summer's fashion trends, I would have to say that I also enjoyed a lot of the outfits that were worn by these teen celebrities.



One dress that really stood out to me was the lilac Grecian Baby Phat dress worn by Selena Gomez. The dress was absolutely beautiful and made her look classy and elegant, but girl, you are 17, FLAUNT THAT SHIT!
I do give her credit for looking so sophisticated, I just wish she wore it to a different event...maybe one that wasn't for teens?? Anyways, her dress was my inspiration for the dress I want for my 23rd birthday (hence, 23 years old).



Another notable fashionista, that I must mention, was Vanessa Hudgens in a beautiful, luscious, purple Christian Dior dress.Her choice of shoes wouldn't exactly be the my first choice, but still well put together making her look gorgeous! The dress is from is Fall 2009 collection and is another dress that I cannot wait to get my hands on!!

Funniest Ad




I stole this from Maureen's pictures on facebook, and couldn't resist posting it!

American Idol aka American SHITSHOW!

It's about 4:12 in the afternoon and I am still feeling the wrath of the American Idol concert I went to last night. Yeah, that's right, AMERICAN IDOL As much as I wish I could write a review on the show itself, the pregame that took place before we got to the Prudential Center veered my friends and I on a path of such debauchery that I cannot really recall the night too well. With a few pictures and videos taken by my phone, I can slightly put my night together, but this is all that I can come up with.

7:15 pm- Wandered into some random building to go to the bathroom hoping not to pee myself and told a guard that I was 3 months pregnant so he would let me through to go to the "top secret" bathroom.

7:30 pm- Sat at some amazing floor seats that my friend Tim got! Walked into Anoop singing, moving on.....

7:40 pm- Downed a beer that made me semi-black out.

7:40 pm - ??? - BLANK.

9:30 pm?- End up backstage with Alexandra and get talking to Matt Giraud

9:35 pm- Got caught by security and escorted to some room.

9:40 pm- Got questioned

9:45 pm- Ratted out a little Spanish dude.

9:46 pm- Got him fired.

10:00 pm- Got let go and asked to leave, not really sure where Tim is at the moment.

10:10 pm- Somehow we are all together again, Alexandra wants to stay for the Idols to come out while Tim and I get the car

10:11 pm - 10:20 pm- Get lost looking for the car

10:30 pm- A cop pulls up to us and says that he remembers seeing us walking from our car, we get driven to my car via cop. (Weird, but at this point my feet hurt.. I'll take the ride)

10:32 pm- Cop pulls up to car again and is pissed because I threw a beer at him while trying to get rid of the can, not realizing that the cops were still sitting there. His response, " I drove you to your fucking car, and now I see you throwing beer out on the street. Get the fuck out of here." (Thank you, Newark PD)

10:35 pm- Pull up to the Prudential Center to find Alexandra. Tim leaves me in the car.

11:35 pm- After an hour of waiting, and no one picking up their phone, Alex and Tim finally return to the car. I am PISSED and unleash the dragon on both bitches.

11:37 pm- Finally in route home. STILL PISSED and BITCHING.

The rest of the night doesn't have to be documented. But you get the point. Great times with great people. Sorry for the two that had to deal with my stubborn assholeness the whole night...it's what they get for feeding me liquor before such an event.

Below are what has helped me try to piece together my night. The videos aren't great, but you can blatantly see that we're having a great time!













Saturday, August 8, 2009

Upgrade.

Can anyone help me spice up my blog a little with some fancy smancy html? Drop a line if you think you can help a lady out! Thanks!


XoXo

Moments of Perfect Clarity




This picture is taken off a blog that I follow on blogspot. It was taken in Singapore during a heat wave. I love all the colors, they make me so happy!

I hope everyone enjoys their day!!

xoxo

Friday, August 7, 2009

Kid Cudi- Embrace the Martian

New Obsession---

2 more days!!

YAYYY!! 2 more days until....................





News article and blog post soon to follow! :)

Like Mother, Like Daughter



Finding a creative way to get in and out of a home has become a new "hobby" of mine. The other day, my mom and I went out to dinner and when we got home, with both of our luck combined, we were locked out of the house. Of course. For some reason, my mom had decided to lock the garage door to the house knowing both of us didn't have keys to it.

After trying to pick the lock to the door for about 15 minutes, my mom says 5 oh so familiar words, "we'll have to break in." For my friends that know me, they know how skilled I am in breaking into homes, actually, skilled maybe an under statement, I break shit.

Flashback to my old townhouse that I lived at in Virginia. One night I got home after a vigorous night of drinking. It was around 3 am, and I was HAMMERED, all I wanted to do was crawl into bed and pass out while in my drunken stooper (is that right?). I got dropped off at my house, got my keys out of my purse, and stumbled up my steps to the front door. I unlock the door and turn the nob, as I push the door, I bash my head as it suddenly stops. I look up to see that the door had been pad locked. Thanks roomie. Not giving a hoo-haa (a word I took from a mommy blog), I rang the doorbell like a madwoman. Because I am the worst drunk dialer, my phone was dead, and I had no way of getting in touch with any of my roommates who were fast asleep inside the house, or so I thought. All oh a sudden I see a shadow walk across my roommate's bedroom window. I start chucking rocks at it, to get their attention, but of course, she doesn't care and just disregards my desire to come in and go to bed.

After 20 minutes of trying to wake someone up in my home, I sat down on the front steps to try and come up with another plan, but instead... started falling asleep. REFUSING to sleep outside on in my lawn (which I have apparently done before), I took matters to the next level. I opened the door, and as hard as I could I threw my shoulder through the door. Surprisingly enough, breaking the door wsn't too difficult. I walked into my house and giggled to myself at what I had just done, and when I turned around to look at the damage, it was more than I had expected, which made me break out in my obnoxious loud laugh. Because the door was pad locked, I had ripped the lock out of the wall along with the entire side panel. Feeling accomplished and still drunk, I shrugged my shoulders while staring at the panel on the floor, closed the door, locked the nob and walked down to my dungeon room.

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I hope you enjoyed my little flashback to my college days. But onto the rest of the story. Knowing how terrible breaking in could turn into, I told my mom to go to a neighbors house to borrow a ladder. I knew there had to have been a window open somewhere on the 2nd floor. My room. Duh, I always snuck out of the window that had no screen to "gaze at the stars" on my roof. Great times, great times. Anyway, so my kind neighbor (who wasn't too kind when we were little), lent us his ladder, and I climbed up onto my roof. My mom had locked the window that I would go out of to get onto the roof, so I resulted in tearing the screen of the window next to it. The screen is ruined of course, but at least we got in the house.

Breaking and entering, an art passed down from mother to daughter.

Ryan Kish said it best the other day when he wrote a comment on my post:

"You're life really does need to be a reality show."


Thank you for realizing this, but I have been saying it the past 5 years I have known you. NBC, ABC, FOX, draft up a contract, I'm going to be a STAR!

New Boyz- You're A Jerk

For some reason this song has grown on me! Thank you Hot 99.5 for constantly playing this while I was down in VA for me to like it!

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Street Art in Ireland

Definitely some of the coolest artistry I have ever seen. I wish I could walk on these murals.



Challange to get to DC Fashion Week




Ok, so this happened last weekend, but I feel as if what happened to me in order to get to my interview for DC Fashion Week is definitely noteworthy.

It all started when I was awoken by the torrential rain fall that instantly made me a crabby patty. Yup.. I said it, I was a crabby patty. Anyways, thanks to my lovely Babe, Halsey Cooney, who housed me all weekend, I was able to get a great night sleep after a lovely dinner with my sister Lydia at Mie N Yu (thank you Maureen for the blog about it, it was fantastic!)



Anywho, so I start getting ready for my interview, and am all set to go. Halsey has already left to go to the gym and run errands so she asked me to make sure I locked up before I left. Simple right??? MmmmM... not so much.

Before Hals left, she warned me that the key that she had given me may give me some trouble, that I had to jiggle and wiggle the lock for it to shut. Because I am so lucky, the key of course gave me a hard time. It wouldn't even budge..not even an inch. I opened the door and tried it this way, just to make sure that the key actually worked, anddddd....it didn't. Great, now what was I going to do? The last thing I wanted was to be late for an interview, let alone, an interview for DC FASHION WEEK!

I had to come up with a Plan B, but what was I going to do? I couldn't leave the door unlocked, Hals would be PISSED. I needed to talk to her, but she was at the gym. Not caring, I called the Aquatic Center, and told the front desk receptionist, that I needed them to find a tall curly hair blonde girl immediately and tell her to call back Val that it was an emergency. Sounding real panicked, they agreed.

When Hals called, I told her that I had come up with an alternative to locking the front door. I told her that I would lock the front door from inside the house and then go out of the sliding door, locking the patio door to the house. In doing so, I would just go through the gate to my car and be off to my interview. Easy right? Why would it be?

After I lock the patio door, I walk over to the gate to find that it won't open. I take the stake out of the ground thinking that this would free me from the prison's of Halsey's aunt and uncle's backyard, but this still didn't do anything. I climbed the fence peek over to see what was going on, and of course... there is a lock on the fence. WTF!! Really?!? This has to happen now, and RAIN? Ugh, this day is going miserable.

I walk around to the other fence..locked. FANFREAKINTASTIC. The only thing I can do is climb the fence.....with all my stuff, in a dress AND heels! All I was thinking was that I hope a cop didn't drive by thinking I was trying to rob the damn place. Thanks to brothers, climbing up fences, walls and all that jazz brought back great memories for me allowing me to kind of get past the whole realization of what I was about to do. I threw my bag over, then my suitcase (which took about 50 times before I actually wheeled the thing up the side and over the top of the fence) and last my heels. I started the climb up Kilimanjaro, keeping it classy of course, and when I reached the top I looked down at a brick ground. No way was I about to jump onto that with no shoes on. As I was looking around, I was lucky enough to be able to scooch myself over and lower myself/jump/cliffhanger status my way onto a garbage can. (Hals, if you read this, sorry about the cracks).

I get my feet safely on the ground, and walk my sweating, drenched in rain self to my damn car....VICTORIOUS!

I was so proud of myself for what I had just done, and was more than ready to take on my interview.

With no doubt in my mind, I knew I would get the gig at Fashion Week... and I DID!! =)

Ahhh, what a satisfying but shitshow day that was. I've got nothing but love for Virginia!

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland



With a cast containing of Johnny Depp, Anne Hathaway Helena Bonham Carter and Mia Wasikowska for Tim Burton's 2010 rendition of Alice in Wonderland, how can this movie not be a hit? Coming out March 5, 2010, moviegoers get the chance to step into an imaginary 3D Wonderland.

I can only imagine the experience. LSD maybe? As rumors have suggested about Lewis Carroll's classic children's story.

Regardless of whether they were drug references or just inside jokes with her friends, Alice and Wonderland will forever be one of my favorite stories. Hopefully, the movie will live up to my expectations. 6 months and counting, you better believe I'll be at the midnight showing!


Click this link to watch the trailer, all the ones on youtube have been denied access to embed..BOO



Madonna-- Celebration


Thank you to Perez Hilton for posting this song on his website! New single called Celebration. She's back at it again, and I can't wait what else she has in store. Check out Perez's website to listen to her song, ENJOY kiddies!

Not enough for you??? Here is another song that she has just done with Lil' Wayne! You're probably asking yourself, are you serious??? Lil' Wayne, but I kid you not. LOVEEE this one as well!

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Aquarius 2009


My 2009 Horoscope. Crossing fingers and toes!!

Horoscope for Aquarius~ 2009 is a year of discovery, expansion, and new beginnings. The urge to improve and grow is strong. Now is the time, a new plan in action, especially when it relates to your professional aspirations and desire.

This horoscope website is amazing, I can only hope it is true!

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Inspired by Him. Made for Her


Gap's Fall 2009 Collection-- The Boyfriend. I absolutely adore this look. A baggy look that can make any woman feel comfortable and sexy. Yum! Love fall clothes! :D

Updates for Maureen

This post is for you Ms. Higgins.

What have I been doing with my life lately... hmm... GOOD QUESTION! Well, in the matter of a month, I went from working 0 days to 7. Although this may sound overwhelming, it's in a way calming for me. I enjoy staying busy and having my schedule packed to the max, so the overload is definitely nice.

I spend 3 days a week at State PR doing Public Relations as an intern in Manhattan. I like it, but because I've been out of school for awhile, my creative writing and brain activity has really slowed down. Ha. But, I am getting back in the groove of things, and hopefully my pitching will be up to par again.

The rest of the week I am working at a restaurant in Gladstone, NJ, called SUBLIME, and let me tell you, the food really is SUBLIME. The restaurant just opened about a month ago, so business is well, wishy washy. Some nights the bar is busy, but the dining area is not and vice versa. I like it though. I love the girls I work with as well as the rest of the staff. Boss man could be a little uptight every once in awhile, but hey, it's a restaurant, aren't they all like that??

Some other exciting news! I am interviewing to volunteer at DC Fashion Week coming up in September!!!! I am so stoked about that. I'll also be able to do a few things with NY Fashion Week. I'm hoping all this unpaid work I am doing is going to help me find a job in the end.

I do enjoy working and being in the city, but I miss Virginia like crazy, and I've made a decision that after I am all NYC'ed out, I am most likely going to move back to the DC area or Boston.

We'll see where things take me. Hopefully sooner than later. Gotta keep those fingers crossed eh?!

Monday, July 13, 2009

NYC Restaurant Week!


Ahh.. the joys of working in NYC! This week is restaurant week and my bestie Jacque and I are hitting the city for some dinner tonight. Not exactly sure where we are going, or what kind of food we want to eat, but I am sure that no matter what, it'll be AMAZING! I'll upload some pictures and brag later about how good our the food was! :)

XoXo

Eat. Pray. Love.... another passage

Unfortunately I have yet to finish this amazing book because all of a sudden I am busy?? Weird to say that again, but I love it. As stated in a previous post, I have let go someone in my life that has truely touched my heart. Well, not completely let go... but trying. I guess? Anyway the more I read the words of Liz Gilbert the more I am convinced she is talking to me...through her experiences of course. Here is another part of her book that I can relate to.

'But I really did love him.'
'Big deal. So you fell in love with someone. Dont you see what happened? This guy touched a place in your heart deeper than you thought he would. I mean you got zapped kiddo. But that love you felt was just the beginning. You just got a taste of love. Thats just limited little rinky-dinky mortal love. Wait till you see how much more deeply you can love than that. Heck, you have the capacity to someday love the whole world.'

The words explain themselves....

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Top George Mason University Salaries.

So we've got...



Jim Larranaga. As he goes into his 12th season of coaching for Mason's Men's Basketball team, Larranaga has led these men to the 05-06 NCAA Final Four which awarded him with numerous coaching awards, the first round of the NCAA tourny in the 07-08 season and the first round of the NIT tourny in 08-09. No wonder why his salary is more than the President of the University, Alan Merten.



Wait... is that right? The head coach of George Mason University makes more money than the University President? Better believe in ladies and gentlemen. According to the Connect2Mason website, in June of 2009 an article was released showing the top salaries for each George Mason employee. Here is how the list went:

1. Jim Larranaga: $525,000 Head Men's Basketball Coach

2. Alan Merten: $404,000 University President

3. Peter Stearns: $340,000 Provost

4. Lloyd Griffiths: $328,296 Dean of the School of Information Technology

5 Maurice Scherrens: $273,000 Senior Vice President

this just proves, Jim Larranaga, YOU ARE THE MAN!


Fingerprint Art

So I started my new internship today in Manhattan at a PR firm called State PR. Right away I was put to work. The project that I was assigned is called The Baby Show, and it's a tradeshow that is everything baby. I love it, because if anyone knows anything about me, they know that I am OBSESSED with children. My task today was to research popular mommy/baby blogs that would be able to promote the show, which is in October. After a day of researching, this has got to be the coolest thing I came across. The company is called DNA 11 , and what they do is, "pioneer the application of genetic science in the creation of truly personalized unique custom art."

This is one of their pieces...



HOW COOL IS THAT!!!! They do everything from DNA strands, to fingerprints...even LIPS! This is my calling, if I have been told that I have lips like Angelina Jolie, I think I need to get me one of these masterpieces! Ahh, I am loving my internship already!! :)

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

I WANT THIS!!!

If I had money, this is what I would want to buy... Yup, exactly what I would want to buy.


Monday, July 6, 2009

HOPE

Don't shut love out of your life by saying it impossible to find.
The quickest way to receive love is to give love;
The fastest way to lose love is to hold it too tightly;
And the best way to keep love is to give it wings.


A quote from the poem A Creed to Live By that I mentioned in an earlier post.

Well, I took this advice and went with it. I let go of a person I really, truly, unconditionally cared about. There is no doubt in my mind that this person and I won't be able to make it through this, but time apart may be the best twist to our ro-com story. If love conquers all, maybe down the line we'll continue where we left off, but for now, it's time to focus on MYSELF for once.

I start working in Manhattan on Wednesday... as an unpaid intern, but hey, it's experience right?!?, I am staying with my best friend and I am looking for a better job. Things can only get better from here. This is a new chapter in my life, and if it's without him, I can only hope that he returns later down the line. Faith brought us back together after 3 years, what's another 3?

Only time will tell....

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

RIP Michael Jackson




Better late than never to honor the greatest entertainer to ever live. Michael Jackson was the king of pop, the innovator of the entertainment world and a legend that has influenced millions of people. Despite his actions within the past several years, as an artist he was a genius.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

F'Ugly Days

Remember back in the day in 6th grade when you thought Limited Too was the best store EVER and FUBU was the flyest gear to have? Come on.. we've all went through our "awkward" stages. I know I did. Last night, I was randomly walking through my house just looking at all the pictures and reminiscing about all the great times I have had in my mom's house when I came across my frame of school pictures that my mom has on the wall in our living room. The pictures go from when I was in Kindergarten to my senior picture in high school.

As I look around the wheel of disaster, I came across my 5th grade picture and just busted out laughing hysterically. I CANNOT believe that I actually looked like that....and thought it was OK! I had glasses that consumed my entire face, a smile that shined from ear to ear, and two curls framing each side of my face. You can only imagine how ridiculously FUGLY I looked. The best part, I was rocking a DKNY shirt that I thought was the hottest thing in the stores! Why didn't anyone tell me how completely horrible I looked?

GOSH! Entertaining but embarrassing to say the least.

Don't ask to see the pics, they aren't even worth the humility.

Monday, June 22, 2009

Drake- Let's Call It Off

OMG!!!!! COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY OBSESSED WITH THIS SONG!! Enjoy! XoXo

Drake's on FIRE

Friday, June 19, 2009

Adventures!




And I am off to Virginia!! :)

I am so excited I can't even keep myself together. Last night was interesting to say the least running into ex-boyfriends.. hmph, not sure how I feel about that one. BUT, regardless... I am going to VIRGINIA!! Out with my loves tonight and then Rain concert tomorrow. It's supposed to rain and thunderstorm, but I DON'T CARE. I know it will be a great adventure with some great friends, therefore, I am down for ANYTHING

See ya'll when I get back!!!

XOXO



Thursday, June 18, 2009

Boys sit and wait, while men step up to the plate.

And another...

Terry Poision- 24 Hours (The Aston A-Bomb Shuffle Remix).. LOVE IT!

Hot Like Wow- Nadia Oh

Thank you So You Think You Could Dance!

Rain, Rain, GO AWAY!

What is it about dreary days that make us so L.A.Z.Y. It has been raining for eh, almost a week straight now, and I have become the world's laziest, uneventful, boring WASTE OF LIFE! You think I am joking? Proof below, read what I did today:

Woke up around 10:30 AM
Spent about an hour reading in bed. I am still reading Eat, Pray, Love but soon to start Lauren Conrad's LA Candy ! Ugh, I love Lauren Conrad.. call me a loser, but we can't all be perfect! :)
Changed to work out.... didn't work out
Spent about 2 hours on the computer... applying/searching/getting rejected from jobs.
While doing so, watching episodes of the now, family torn Jon and Kate Plus 8
, so sad isn't it. The joy that reality TV has brought to people's lives.
Wrote my penpal/roomie for life, Kate Keenan a letter
Laid in bed.
Took a nap.


Eventful day huh?!?!?! Man, I need some excitement in my life. Any and all suggestions are welcome. Can't wait to go to Virginia to see my loves tomorrow! :)

Rain concert on Saturday! The Beetles, mud, beer and good friends = good times. SO ECSTATIC!

What did you do on your rainy, dreary, lazy, all I want to do is sleep day?

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

703, Keepin' it Classy!

hahaa.. I love you Virginia!

(202): On Saturday, I sharted on my roommates dog while trying to make it smell my farts. Today I got security clearance to work for one of the most respected and secretive govt agencies in the US
(703): It's the American dream

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(703): i really like this girl i slept with last night
(202): you ask her out again?
(703): yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married

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(703): Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview

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(908): the vacuum is drunk
(703): what?
(908): i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk

^ When Virginia meets Jersey. Instant love connection!

Texts From Last Night

Not been on the website, Texts From Last Night yet? OMG you have to get on it ASAP! I am obsessed, especially because a lot of the texts are from area codes that I know. Good ol' Jersey and Fairfax, gotta love it! hahhaha! Here are just a few that tickled my fancy today!!

(615): Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
(1-615): I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
(615): Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
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(410): Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
(301): Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..

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(973): RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
(908) dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
^ hahahaha. Oh Jersey!

Monday, June 15, 2009

Friday, June 12, 2009

Eat, Pray, Love.

Eat, Pray, Love is a novel written by Elizabeth Gilbert that was published in 2006. The book is about her journey through Italy, India and Indonesia after leaving a life of success in America. The LA Times praised the book as, "Gilbert’s journey is full of mystical dreams, visions and uncanny coincidences…Yet for every ounce of self-absorption her classical New-Age journey demands, Gilbert is ready with an equal measure of intelligence, humor and self-deprecation…Gilbert’s wry, unfettered account of her extraordinary journey makes even the most cynical reader dare to dream of someday finding God deep within a meditation cave in India, or perhaps over a transcendent slice of pizza." The book is a great summer read and I suggest reading it if you haven't already.

There is a part in the book while she is studying Italian in Rome where she describes herself. It gives me goosebumps as she describes the way she loves someone because it describes me to a tee! The passage goes like this:

"Moreover, I have boundary issues with men. Or maybe that's not fair to say. To have issues with boundaries, one must have boundaries in the first place, right? But I disappear into the person I love. I am the permeable membrane. If I love you, you can have everything. You can have my time, my devotion, my ass, my money, my family, my dog, my dog's money, my dog's time, everything. If I love you, I will carry for you all your pain, I will assume for you all your debts (in every definition of the word), I will protect you from your own insecurity, I will project upon you all sorts of good qualities that you have never actually cultivated in yourself and I will buy Christmas presents for your entire family. I will give you the sun and the rain, and if they are not available, I will give you a sun check and a rain check. I will give you all of this and more, until I get so exhausted and depleted that the only way I can recover my energy is by becoming infatuated with someone else.

Sad, I know, but true, and until I find the one who will love me unconditionally as much as I love them, the curse will ensue.