American Idol aka American SHITSHOW!

It's about 4:12 in the afternoon and I am still feeling the wrath of the American Idol concert I went to last night. Yeah, that's right, AMERICAN IDOL As much as I wish I could write a review on the show itself, the pregame that took place before we got to the Prudential Center veered my friends and I on a path of such debauchery that I cannot really recall the night too well. With a few pictures and videos taken by my phone, I can slightly put my night together, but this is all that I can come up with.

7:15 pm- Wandered into some random building to go to the bathroom hoping not to pee myself and told a guard that I was 3 months pregnant so he would let me through to go to the "top secret" bathroom.

7:30 pm- Sat at some amazing floor seats that my friend Tim got! Walked into Anoop singing, moving on.....

7:40 pm- Downed a beer that made me semi-black out.

7:40 pm - ??? - BLANK.

9:30 pm?- End up backstage with Alexandra and get talking to Matt Giraud

9:35 pm- Got caught by security and escorted to some room.

9:40 pm- Got questioned

9:45 pm- Ratted out a little Spanish dude.

9:46 pm- Got him fired.

10:00 pm- Got let go and asked to leave, not really sure where Tim is at the moment.

10:10 pm- Somehow we are all together again, Alexandra wants to stay for the Idols to come out while Tim and I get the car

10:11 pm - 10:20 pm- Get lost looking for the car

10:30 pm- A cop pulls up to us and says that he remembers seeing us walking from our car, we get driven to my car via cop. (Weird, but at this point my feet hurt.. I'll take the ride)

10:32 pm- Cop pulls up to car again and is pissed because I threw a beer at him while trying to get rid of the can, not realizing that the cops were still sitting there. His response, " I drove you to your fucking car, and now I see you throwing beer out on the street. Get the fuck out of here." (Thank you, Newark PD)

10:35 pm- Pull up to the Prudential Center to find Alexandra. Tim leaves me in the car.

11:35 pm- After an hour of waiting, and no one picking up their phone, Alex and Tim finally return to the car. I am PISSED and unleash the dragon on both bitches.

11:37 pm- Finally in route home. STILL PISSED and BITCHING.

The rest of the night doesn't have to be documented. But you get the point. Great times with great people. Sorry for the two that had to deal with my stubborn assholeness the whole night...it's what they get for feeding me liquor before such an event.

Below are what has helped me try to piece together my night. The videos aren't great, but you can blatantly see that we're having a great time!