FML-- probably the funniest anonymous website I have ever read. Unlike, Juicycampus.com that ruined the lives of several people on my campus, FML stories are the bandits themselves. Why they would put some of this out there is beyond me, but hey.. I get my giggles out of it.
Although some of the stories seem to be totally fake and could not possibly happen, the excitement I get out of reading how horrible people's live's are is somewhat sickening I know, but what can I say.. I'm addicted. The fact that after most of the stories I read I say to myself... "Wow, Fuck my life," or better yet, "Fuck their life" deems the website successful.
Therefore, without further adue, here is the most fuck my life story that I have read SO FAR today:
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Today, I was having cybersex via webcam with my boyfriend. Trying to be as sexy as I could, I started sucking on my finger. Judging by the look on my boyfriend's face, he was getting really into it. As I started getting into it too, I shoved my finger too far down and puked all over my laptop. FML
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If you haven't seen the website, I highly encourage you to check it out especially if you're having a bad day because after you read some of the stories, I PROMISE you'll feel a lot better about yourself.
http://www.fmylife.com
Toodles for Now. Xoxo
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