You Have GOT To Be Kidding Me

Stacy Haiduk, some words of advice if I may, FIRE YOUR STYLIST, IMMEDIATELY!

because anyone who tells you that a cat purse is ok to wear is clearly INSANE!

Ne-Yo: Don't Worry About It

Heidi Montag....REALLYYY??

Dear Heidi Montag,

As much as I really adore you.. wait.. no I was totally on Team LC during the debacle on The Hills, so let me reiterate, as much as I am an avid fan of The Hills, I certainly am NOT of your music or that horrendous act that you called entertainment that took place on the stage at Miss Universe 2009. Please stick to reality TV and the dramatic life that you live with Spencer Pratt since that seems to be the only thing that got you famous anyway. Thanks bunches!

Xoxo,
Val

P.S. That outfit was already worn by Britney Spears about eh... 7 Years ago at the VMA's.


According to critique from the Associated Press, TMZ.com reported, "using unnamed sources, that Montag might not sing because production staffers were worried about her performance and had concerns that she could not remember the lyrics."

Watch the video, but I must warn you that you will probably end up feeling embarrassed for her!

End of the College Chapter

Valerie Graduation 2009 from Christopher Panlilio on Vimeo.

Self Realization

1. I've come to realize that my chest-size...
is constantly changing....weird?

2. I've come to realize that my job(s)...
are setting me up for major success in the near future.

3. I've come to realize that when I'm driving...
i'll daydream about what my life could have been

4. I've come to realize that I need....
to be selfish sometimes

5. I've come to realize that I have lost...
the will power to have relationships with some people.

6. I've come to realize that I hate it when...
people are fucking ignorant

7. I've come to realize that if I'm drunk...
i tend to be a complete shitshow and think I am a star

8. I've come to realize that money...
can ruin your damn life

9. I've come to realize that certain people....
need to be let go from your life, no matter how much you love them.

10. I've come to realize that I'll always ...
think of other people before I think of myself

11. I've come to realize that my siblings...
are the best fathers I've ever had

12. I've come to realize that my mom...
is the strongest survivor alive. point blank.

13. I've come to realize that my cell phone...
runs my life

14. I've come to realize that when I woke up this morning....
"damn. still jobless. time to look on Craigslist"

15. I've come to realize that last night before I went to sleep...
I prayed

16. I've come to realize that right now I am thinking...
"working out... then working in a few hours.. booo"

17. I've come to realize that my dad...
....no comment

18. I've come to realize that when I get on Facebook...
the realization of my addition sets in considering I just checked it 10 mins ago.

19. I've come to realize that today...
this sending out resume bullshit is FRUSTRATING!

20. I've come to realize that tonight....
will go where ever the wind takes me.

21. I've come to realize that tomorrow...
I will start my diet....FOR REAL

22. I've come to realize that I really want to..
find love.

23. I've come to realize that the person who is most likely to repost this is...
Maureen because she is a fellow blogger! =)

24. I've come to realize that life...
is too short and to try and be happy, weeding out the negative and feeding off the positive

25. I've come to realize that this weekend...
I'll be making that chedda

26. I've realized the best music to listen to when I am upset...
is my hubby, Jason Mraz

27. I've come to realize that my friends...
are the kind of friends that everyone wants in their life. be jealous because my friends are AWESOME.

28. I've come to realize that this year...
is the end of an amazing chapter in my life and the beginning of a new and unpredictable one.

29. I've come to realize that my ex...
(not exactly my ex) made me genuinely happy and brought out the best in me.

30. I've come to realize that maybe I should...
take some chances in life do something totally spontaneous

31. I've come to realize that I love....
laughing, being with my family and friends, feeling successful and accomplished, dancing, the beach, panties, Washington DC and backing it up like it aint no thang!

32. I've come to realize that I don't understand...
how people can be so cruel.

33. I've come to realize my past...
has made me become the person I am today

34. I've come to realize that parties..
should happen ALL day ERR day

35. I've come to realize that I'm totally terrified...
of being terrified and being alone

36. I've come to realize that my life..
is what I make it.

I See You Baby...

Question of the day ladies and gentleman. This is more toward those men out there, but ladies, I'd like to hear what you think as well. Reasons behind my question will follow after I get some feedback.

If you see a hot girl/guy sitting at the bar by him/herself, would you initiate conversation?

Comments please.. Ahhhh, thank you.

Pablo Neruda- Sonnet 17

Sonnet 17

I do not love you as if you were salt-rose, or topaz,
or the arrow of carnations the fire shoots off.
I love you as certain dark things are to be loved,
in secret, between the shadow and the soul.

I love you as the plant that never blooms
but carries in itself the light of hidden flowers;
thanks to your love a certain solid fragrance,
risen from the earth, lives darkly in my body.

I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where.
I love you straightforwardly, without complexities or pride;
so I love you because I know no other way
in which there is no I or you
so intimate that your hand upon my chest is my hand
so intimate that when you fall asleep it is my eyes that close.